It’s only your son’s (or daughter’s) birthday once a year, so why not splurge a little bit and create a memory they will never forget. Leave the fuss up to us. We’ll come over early, decorate (only the finest black tarp for little Jimmy), and plan all of the tortu… we mean festivities. We will even bring them a present from The Director himself. How nice! You will have to deal with clean up though; we hate doing that shit.
Invite two or three of his or her closest friends to partake in the fun too! Birthday’s are meant to be enjoyed with friends! Or say screw it and save all the enjoyment for yourself. We don’t care; you’re the one paying us. We also take special requests for music, cakes/cupcakes, and theme. But the clown is non-negotiable. Jimmy loves clowns! Or he will. Yes, he will.
Anyways, let’s make this the best birthday party of their lives… together. Hire HVRTING today!
(We also do Bar Mitzvahs, Rehersal Dinners, and Surprise Partys too!)