Face Your Fears: Extreme Haunt Therapy (With Real Scientific Backing)

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Developed by Wolpe in the 1950’s, systematic desensitization is a real type of behavioral therapy. It aims to remove the fear response of a phobia and substitute a relaxation response to the stimulus by gradually using counter conditioning.

So tell us your fears, and let’s work together to overcome them.

  • Claustrophobic? We’ll lock you in large room, then a closet, then a dog cage, and finally a small coffin–and with the right relaxation exercises, you’ll conquer them all.
  • Arachnophobic? We will have The Expert dress up in a spider costume and dance around the room, until it becomes so silly that a normal spider will be comical. You can stomp on him at the end if you’d like.
  • Coulrophobic? Grab a padded bat and wack-a-clown until you feel empowered by your newly discovered strength. If that’s not enough, we’ll even give you an airsoft/nerf gun to blast these jesters into oblivion.
  • Ailurophobic? Oh this is a fun one. We will take you to a cat cafe and slowly bring kittens over to you one by one until you have a cuddle puddle of purring fluff balls on your lap.
  • Venustrophobic? We’ll find the prettiest girls we know and surround you with them. Even if you don’t get over your fear, you might get a date out of it.
  • Taphophobic? I think we already have an experience for this one. But maybe we’ll let you out sooner this time.
  • Trypanophobic? Let’s start with a fake needle and work our way up to a veterinary needle. Maybe we’ll even let you inject The Expert when you’re cured!
  • We accept all fears! No phobia is too small for HVRTING to handle!

Together, we will overcome your trauma. We believe in you!

Note: Systematic desensitization is highly effective where the problem is a learned anxiety or phobia, but is not effective in treating serious mental disorders. While we do have a talented staff of experts and doctors, we are not licensed therapists. Add in other legal mumbo jumbo later.

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Lang, P. J., & Lazovik, A. D. (1963). Experimental desensitization of phobia. The Journal of Abnormal and Social Psychology, 66(6), 519.

McGrath, T., Tsui, E., Humphries, S., & Yule, W. (1990). Successful Treatment of a Noise Phobia in a Nine‐year‐old Girl with Systematic Desensitisation in vivo. Educational Psychology, 10(1), 79-83.

Menzies, R. G., & Clarke, J. C. (1993). A comparison of in vivo and vicarious exposure in the treatment of childhood water phobia. behavior Research and Therapy, 31(1), 9-15.

Rothbaum, B. O., Hodges, L., Smith, S., Lee, J. H., & Price, L. (2000). A controlled study of virtual reality exposure therapy for the fear of flying. Journal of consulting and Clinical Psychology, 68(6), 1020.

Wolpe, J. (1958). Psychotherapy by reciprocal inhibition. Stanford, CA: Stanford University Press.

Wolpe, J. (1964). behavior therapy in complex neurotic states. The British Journal of Psychiatry, 110(464), 28-34.

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