Continuing the tradition of our world-famous line of Tortures-On-Demand, HVRTING brings you Fun With Projectiles. Message us your level of intensity, pick a delivery option, and we’ll do the rest.
We originally used to only shoot airsoft pellets and paintballs at people. But due to popular demand, we’re getting weird. Read below for our full line-up of projectiles!
New in 2018:
- Pelting with potatoes
- Hurling ham
- Pencil precipitation (mechanical or graphite)
- Barraging with bananas (peeled or unpeeled)
- Slingshotting slime (please note color preference)
- Delivering dildos (please note color preference)
- Flinging flapjacks
- Catapulting cream pies
- Ejecting eggs (hard-boiled, fresh, or surprise!)
However, we are not longer allowing the bunting of babies after the last incident. Please don’t ask.
If you have any special requests for ITEMS or for THE MANNER IN WHICH WE PROJECT THEM, please add them to the notes section.
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